Think Porn Is Just A Bit Of Harmless Fun? Well Actually It’s Causing Natural Disasters

Obviously no one at Queeried Towers has ever watched, owned or gone into a seedy looking shop in Soho next to a Chinese restaurant to buy any porn, but for those of you who have, well we hope you realise what you’ve done….

… which is cause tsunamis and earthquakes.

Yes that is correct whilst you thought it was exciting (in more ways than one) to watch porn, you have inadvertently been causing natural disasters. Or that is what the Indonesian Minister Of Communication and Information believes.

And we have to admit having checked out his theory, it seems very plausible(ish):

The Porn – Natural Disaster Theory

1. It is a fact that any of us can easily buy porn in local markets (It’s good so far)

2. It is a fact that the Aceh tsunami destroyed a whole region, and the Padang earthquake killed over 1000 people. (Can’t argue with this)

So drum roll…..

3. It is a fact that there is a casual relationship between the two and  1 must lead to 2. (Ummm….)

We don’t know about you but we’re starting to think the current Labour government is so bad any more…