I’m Just Sayin’: I Stopped Growing Up In 1984

Kristina and I were having one of our profoundly philosophical weekly gossip telephone sessions about all the brilliant imbecilities life in general obstinately seems to constantly deliver, when somehow – and I really don’t know Read more...

I’m Just Sayin… It Was Me That Pioneered Photoshop (To Make George Michael My Boyfriend)

Just when I thought I had fully mastered all the multiple uniquely intricate facets of my fascinating personality, some recent daunting new findings evidently had to randomly emerge to totally wreck the pathological foundation of Read more...

I’m Just Sayin’: George Michael Was Meant To Be My Husband

When I was young – as in a little child – all I kept hearing night and day was “She’s doing amazingly OK,” almost always followed by the grandiose claim “she’s a great kid, full Read more...

George Michael Says Elton John Is Picking On Him But Elton Says His Friends Started In

Two gay men who seem to have got themselves involved in an exchange that is reminiscent of  a playground fight this week are Elton John and George Michael, with the former being criticised by the Read more...