Paper Jamz Guitar: The Guitar For The Completely Talentless

See yourself as something of a guitar rockstar but suffer the same problem as most of the Queeried staff in that you can’t actually play the thing? The Paper Jamz Guitar is here to make sure your rock career doesn’t have to end before it’s even started.

Measuring a mere 1 inch thick, these touch sensitive guitars take all that hard work you’d normally need to do and throw it out of the window rockstar stylee and allow you to crank out chords, riffs freestyle or play along to various preloaded, fully licensed tracks without one ounce of talent.

All possible thanks to the built in ActiveGraphicsTM electronics, all you need to do to get started is slight your play mode, slide up that volume deal then move your finger along the usable, open E fretboard, with one finger for major, two for minor, three for a 7th.

Coming in five different rock style styles with three pre-programmed songs on them that range from Born To Be Wild to You Really Got Me, Hey There Deliah and Take It To The Limit these tunes can be blasted out through the internal speaker, or if you want to really annoy entertain people you can plug it into an external amp.

So okay, we admit it, it’s a little naff sober, but you wait till you get your hands on one after a night out. Classic Youtube hit in the making…

The Paper Jamz Guitar is available for £24.99 at Firebox.