How To Get From Kissing To Petting To F**king In Under 2 Hours And 50 Minutes

Want to know how to get from Kissing to Petting to Fucking as quickly as possible? Well actually it’s really rather easy…. it involves being on the A99 for a while, and then the A8 but after that it’s a pretty nice run, quite scenic and you can get to Petting before Fucking…

However should you want to go straight from Kissing to Fucking and miss out Petting already, there’s even better news – you should be able to manage that in just under 2 hours 20 minutes…

(Click the image above to check out the exact route in more detail)

Via Reddit.