20 Gay Texts From Last Night Guaranteed To Make Your Cringe (And Very Possibly Laugh)
Ever sent a text message one of those text messages late and night and then immediately regretted doing it? Of course you have, and so have these twenty people who for thought at the time it was such a good idea to send these gay themed texts. Thankfully for them only the person who received them and the whole of the world who access the Texts From Last Night is ever going to see them….. so that would be a few million then.
1. I’m Watching Ellen Text
Sent: I’m watching ellen!
Reply: just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
2. The Kevin Jonas Text
Sent: Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Reply:Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
3. The Is He / Isn’t He Gay Text
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney’s “Circus”. Case closed.
4. The Lady Gaga Text
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
5. The Male Figure Skater Text
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
6. The Closeted Brother Text
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he’s not a prime example of the rare “baptist closeted gay,” i don’t know who is
7. The She’s A New Lesbian Text
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
8. The Gay Transformer Text
Sent: Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Reply: Every say of my life.
9. The Gay Speak Text
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? “Power bottom.”
10. The Must Be Gay Text
Sent: I love how girls just decide that guys who don’t like them must be gay
Reply: I do the same thing. If a girl doesn’t like me…I am like, “i must be gay
11. The I’ve Got A Crush On You And Am A Bit Bitter About It Text
You’re the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
12. The “This Is Going To Be Awkward Tomorrow” Text
Sent: im gay
Reply: i know
Sent: yea but for you.
13. The Coming Out As Really Really Gay Text
Sent: I’m not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
Reply: so you were gay…and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
14. The Just Because I Did That I’m Not Gay Text
dude, despite what happened last night, I’m not gay
15. The Just Because I Did That I’m Not Gay 2 Text
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
16. The Does A Threesome Make Me Gay Text
Sent: do you think it i’m gay because i was in a 3 way las tnight?
Reply: well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
Sent: what chic?
17. The Finding Out Dad Is Gay Text
My dad just sent me a text telling me to “say hi to all the luscious bitches” at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
18.The How Far The Gay Movement Has Come Text
Sent: Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we’ve come as gay people!
Reply: Doll, if you’re still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we’ve come as far as 2003…
19.The Drunken Lesbian Unintentional Sex Show Text
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, “I’d give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning.” I think I’m single now.
20. The Trying To Work Out If He’s Gay Text
we couldn’t tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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