10 Animals That Are Just As Gay As You And Me (And Also Have Some Great Sex Tips)

Whilst all the homophobes out there like to make out that we just a community of people who have decided to be gay because we really like the homophobia we have to face the actual reality is it isn’t true. We were born this way, and it’s not just us humans who have found ourselves in the gay old way. Oh no, the animal kingdom well it’s pretty darn gay too as these ten examples prove:

1.Black Swans

25% of black swans are gay and will have threesomes with female swans before stealing her eggs and bringing the cygnets up themselves. Now boys don’t get any ideas…

Photo credit: Phillie Casablanca

2.  Giraffes

70% of giraffe sex is gay sex. The other 30% is just so there can be more giraffes in the world

Photo credit: Martin Pettitt

3. Dolphins

Male dolphins have gay penetrative sex via the dolphin’s blow hole…. which raises the question what happens when the “bottom” dolphin needs to breathe…

Photo credit: The Pug Father

4. Bonobos

Bonobos (sometimes known as Pygmy Chimpanzees) often engage in gigi rubbing (also known as running their genitals together) Apparently it’s for social bonding. It also happens in humans in the dark corners of gay clubs… for social bonding (thanks to Brandi for correcting us on this one!)

Photo credit: Lightmatter

5. Albatross

One third of albatross couples are lesbian couples and are committed to each other for life. Yeah that’s what they say now. Wait till a hot new albatross lady appears on the scene.

6. Humboldt Penguins

Humboldt penguins love nothing more than a bit of gay loving, particularly if living in zoos where they really camp it up.

Photo credit: Martin Pettitt

7.  Koala Bears

Captive female koala bears often have lesbian sex sessions including upto 5 females. Ladies don’t you wish you were a koala bear in a zoo right now.

Photo credit: echoforsberg

8. Flamingos

Male flamingos will happily pair off with other males if there aren’t any females that take their fancy.

Photo credit: wwarby

9. Guianan Cock Of The Rocks

40% of Guianan-Cock-of-the-Rocks are gay. Well you kinda would be with a name like that wouldn’t you.

Photo credit: Almir Cândido de Almeida

10. Kob Antelopes

Kob antelopes have definitely been reading the “Lesbian Sex Guide” putting on an impressive foreplay performance by sauntering up to other females, lifting their forelegs, touching the other female between her legs and then mounting her. Well if it works for the antelopes..